Yesterday morning marked the end of our first Civ class, for that was when we handed in our second and final paper. The next 2.5 hours hardly counted. Most of us were too sleep deprived to make more than a feeble attempt at seeming engaged. And I doubt any of us had actually done the readings. We'd all been working on our papers.
Then, after some frantic packing in between Chinese classes, we got on a bus, double checked we had our passports, and were off! Professor, TA, resident director, and a Chinese teacher in tow.
And I had what was oddly, a new experience: a "fast food" dumpling house. Or moderately quick food. Or something. The place had 凉菜, or cold appetizers (i.e. chunks of vinegared cucumber, or cold cooked string beans) and all sorts of dumplings! Well, kind of.. but there were at least 25 different kinds. It was a moderately priced meal, depending on how hungry you were (dumplings go down really easily).... I wish the US had stuff like this! I don't eat dumplings nearly often enough! These are so much better than the frozen ones I eat at home, and my mom never makes meat dumplings. :( I gorged myself on 12 pork dumplings. Mmmmmm...
Other people complained about the discomfort of the train-beds, but I personally love traveling by sleeper train. The bathrooms/bathroom courtesy of my fellow passengers could use some improvement, but the cubby-mates were nice (we'd all gotten top berths, so we had 4 other beds in the cubby occupied by strangers, who happened to be friendly [retired?] women from Suzhou. Their mandarin was a little difficult to understand). They chatted us up in the beginning, making somewhat strange remarks like how the non-asians "looked like foreigners" and the how Chinese students among us "looked like Chinese." Only the way she said it made it seem like she was being very observant or something. Like, she'd be like, yes, I knew you looked like a foreigner/chinese. She also complemented the "white" people among us on their noses.
I also discovered the dining car for the first time. Somehow I wasn't expecting them to serve real food--as in it was a mini restaurant with a kitchen and stuff. Granted, it was a very bad restaurant (at least for the one dish we tried)... but I wasn't expecting to see other tables with stuff like...a chopped whole duck/chicken. Etc. I'm apparently too used to airplanes/prepackaged prepared meals.
Awoke at 6am to painfully bright light in my eyes. Being on the top berth means that the ceiling light is right above your head. ADSFADSFsdfdsfadf. I wanted to break the thing! And we didn't even get off until 8am! I could have slept in for at least another hour if not nearly 2. ROAR.
Suzhou was nice. It was really warm, as though time had been turned back a month in Beijing. We visited a lot of gardens (it's well known for gardens), got to drink real coffee, got temporarily lost/stuck in a rock maze, and even bought some souvenirs. Perhaps most fun and most unexpected was a ride down a canal--almost a la Venice! Although with a Chinese touch, in more than one way.
We have a black guy in our group, the site of which is fairly uncommon in China. On the way over to the canal to hire a boat, a guy walked straight up to him and barely asked if he could take a photo with him before putting his arm around him and smiling at the camera. On the boat, my classmate decided to sit on the helm/deck. This meant that every single time another boat passed with passengers, at least one of those passengers took a photo of him. Once, when we were nearing a bridge, a crowd of people formed and I saw at least five cameras pulled out and aimed at him. He later told us that his roommate had found photos of him on Renren (chinese facebook)--which means that some of his roommate's acquaintances have taken photos of him!!
Also, our boat driver, a woman, found her dinner (or part of it) during our ride. We were on the way back to the dock when she noticed a mostly dead fish (the others insisted that it had moved. I was skeptical) lying in the shallows, practically completely out of the water under a stair over the canal (imagine the backdoor opening onto water, and the steps leading down to the water). She stopped the boat, backed up, and excitedly collected the fish. In the process she 1) caused a minor collision with another boat (the other guy wasn't even fazed) and 2) nearly lost her hat. She then, with renewed vigor (borne perhaps from impatience to go cook her fish, some of us speculated) finished rowing us back. Needless to say, we all found this hysterical.

The fish.

Maneuvering boat closer to above fish.

Collecting the fish.

The fish (secured).
Eventually, completed exhausted (I don't think anyone slept much on the train), we returned to the station and hopped a 1hr train to Shanghai. We had standing tickets, but some of us (like me!) were lucky enough to snag a seat. I'm still not sure if mine was empty, or if the guy who stood over me talking to his friend in the middle seat the whole ride just happened to be nice enough to let me sit in it. I think I heard him say he had a standing ticket, though...
And now I'm lounging in a pretty nice Shanghai hotel room :) More details about Shanghai to come later!

A (highly stylized) stone lion in front of a modern Chinese garden-museum-thing) and a canal.

Boats on Canal.

Mandarin ducks!!! This photo does not convey how absolutely adorable they are. In Chinese they are called yuanyang (鸳鸯). According to a only semi comprehended crash course in Chinese by a fellow tourist, yuan is the male, yang is the female. With there being some sort of importance to this... According to
wikipedia:
A Chinese proverb for loving couples uses the Mandarin Duck as a metaphor: "Two mandarin ducks playing in water" (simplified Chinese: 鸳鸯戏水; traditional Chinese: 鴛鴦戲水; pinyin: yuān yāng xì shuǐ). The Mandarin Duck symbol is also used in Chinese weddings, because in traditional Chinese lore they symbolize wedded bliss and fidelity. The reason for this metaphor is because unlike other species of ducks, most Mandarin drakes reunite with their females along with their offsprings after the eggs have hatched and even share scout duties in watching the ducklings closely.

Doesn't this look like a huge tree?

Psyche! Bonsai FTW!
And I leave you with one of the most hilarious and uninformative pieces of Chinese English I have ever seen. Feel free to translate if you can. I have yet to try, and the complicated forms slow me down.