Just got my first professional back massage. The first in China and anywhere else. And... I have mixed feelings about it.
It's Sarah's birthday today. Or it was, yesterday, since it's already the 23rd. I couldn't go to dinner with her (frisbee trumps most things) but since she was interested in getting a massage, I offered to accompany her for that. She'd heard about it from a friend; a place at the back of a hair salon that had cheap first time facials and a 38RMB massage (which we later discovered wasn't true, just miscommunication). I'd gotten Chinese massages before, but they were foot massages at a place my grandfather frequents, and I couldn't really remember what they were like. However, I had heard that Chinese massages are intense. And probably hurt. But, I mean, hey, it's a massage, right?
>.<
After some negotiations and confusion, we managed to find a massage (40min back massage) at a price we were comfortable with (88RMB, ~$13). The room they led us to was... cute? interesting? strange? Since I'd never gone to a salon to get a massage before, I have no idea what is standard. However, there is a stand-alone shower stall in the corner of the room by the door, and two massage beds with the standard hole in the head for the face in the back of the room. The shower was, we were told, for our use if we wished to wash before the massage. We, probably both rather weirded out, refused.
We were both giggly and nervous to start. It's weird staring into a hole in a bed. But there was relaxing asian-inspired music, complete with occasional bird calls, and the massage started with a warm towel.
It kind of went downhill from there.
First of all, I am horribly ticklish. Especially around my lower back. I'd known this and speculated about whether a professional masseuse would know how to avoid it. If I got massages from my friends, they couldn't go lower than my shoulder blades before I started to wriggle. But, of course, I'd completely forgotten about this during the excitement of finally getting a massage.
Secondly, Chinese massages are intense. And they do hurt. One of the massage techniques is called scraping... which is pretty much what it sounds like. Almost anything with a hard edge can be used. In fact, it's very similar to shin-splint treatment (or the same thing, i guess). Which I have gotten. Which hurts like hell. Our masseuses had what looked like a wide paddled dog grooming tool.. but the teeth were plastic and it was used on our skin, not on hair.
So first was the nice warm towel, and the rubbing of the back with the nice warm towel. Mmmmm... relaxing.
Next, balm of some sort, smoothed by warm palms. Also soothing.
And... the scraping. >.< The first few are fine, especially since the oil helps lessen the friction, but by the 5th scrape or so my back starts to hurt. Of course, neither of us protest. We assume that hurting is natural, especially at the beginning.
Then is the working out of the knots around my neck, shoulder, and spine. The first two hurt enough that it's hard to keep my breathing relaxed. The last one doesn't hurt enough to overcome the tickling. I want to squirm and laugh. Instead, probably failing, I try to not tense too much.
The massaging gets repeated a few times, separated by soothing rubdowns that make me think of a mother kissing away a booboo (only to return to the semi torture >.<), and i possibly get scraped again... The last technique is being covered by a towel and patted in a ba-da-dum ba-da-dum pattern that I recognize from the bathhouse movie we watched in class. The rubbing with a towel was also in there. It's actually kind of annoying. Since such a large area is being patted forcefully, and since it's my torso, it winds my slightly with every beat. I have to try hard not to cough as my breath tickles my throat.
Surprisingly, despite the discomfort the music, the lying on my stomach with my eyes closed, and the occasional soothing techniques make me lethargic, and the time passes surprisingly quickly. The woman says something like "get up pretty girl" and I look up bleary eyed, somewhat sad that it's over already.
aaand... my back looks like it's got a huge rash in the middle of it. And it's sore, as though i lifted a lot the day before. So.. mixed feelings. I'm not sure if this sort of massage is supposed to relax you or is supposed to be good for muscles. I feel like lots of Chinese things like this are supposed to improve your overall health. The scraping, for example, is supposed to increase chi and blood flow for overall healthiness, and it's supposed to pull out bad things and disperse them on the surface (or something). Supposedly the rash is a sign of bad blood flow, thus I need more massages...
The shower.
The tables (after use).